"Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on, That honky tonk badonkadonk"
I saw a lady today, and instantly these lyrics came to mind, especially this very line. Dear lady, if you have a huge ass with a little bitty-teeny tiny top half...please please please don't wear tight leggings. Ever. (unless you want people to instantly associate you with this song--and not in a good way--in which case, go for it.)
The things people wear out of the house constantly amazes me. I can't help it. I think Stacy and Clinton (if you don't know who they are...you may need help) have infected my brain.
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