Dear man that sits in the cube next to me and your multitude of friends.

--Perhaps you have heard of something called cube-etiquette? It's where you DON'T annoy the people around you with stupid non-work related conversations in loud obnoxious voices. You may want to read up on it, because seriously I couldn't care less about your golf score or where you are taking your "chick" tonight, and btw, you are the one man that doesn't look good in pink, congratulations.

--Also, whatever game you're playing over there, with the beep-blip-boop sounds--cut it out or turn it the hell down , or I will cut the damn power to your cube.